Have Some Fucking Decorum | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Have Some Fucking Decorum
This scalloped gold-trimmed plate politely requests some manners, then immediately ruins the effect with its vocabulary. The perfect contradiction for a home that serves tea and swears at the kettle.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. It has earned the right to be a little imperfect.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.