Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It's Over for You Bitches | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It's Over for You Bitches
A splendidly ornate threat from someone whose tear ducts refuse to cooperate with their righteous fury. Gold edging makes the emotional breakdown look positively ceremonial.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. It has earned the right to be a little imperfect.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.