The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed
A floral warning from the department of foreseeable outcomes. For the person who insists on finding out after being repeatedly advised not to fuck about.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. It has earned the right to be a little imperfect.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.