Beautiful Things with Terrible Manners | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Beautiful Things with Terrible Manners
A little manifesto for objects that look perfectly respectable until they open their mouths. Roses, old-fashioned refinement and the exact amount of decorum this establishment can manage.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. It has earned the right to be a little imperfect.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.