One Day All of This Will Make Sense. Today, However, It Remains Complete Bollocks. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
One Day All of This Will Make Sense. Today, However, It Remains Complete Bollocks.
A floral dispatch from the long and entirely unconvincing road to enlightenment. For anyone waiting for life's grand explanation and receiving only further paperwork.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. Its manners, however, are entirely its own.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.