Till Your Unsolvable Murder Do Us Part | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
Regular price
Till Your Unsolvable Murder Do Us Part | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
Till Your Unsolvable Murder Do Us Part
Forget the traditional vows. This botanical beauty proposes a considerably more permanent arrangement, ideal for the couple who consider romance a mildly suspicious enterprise.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. Its manners, however, are entirely its own.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.