I Have Lowered My Expectations and Somehow Life Has Still Failed to Meet Them | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
Regular price
I Have Lowered My Expectations and Somehow Life Has Still Failed to Meet Them | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
I Have Lowered My Expectations and Somehow Life Has Still Failed to Meet Them
A beautifully decorated progress report from the Department of Diminishing Returns. You moved the bar to the floor and life arrived carrying a shovel.
Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. Its manners, however, are entirely its own.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.