Disappointments. All of You. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Disappointments. All of You.
A divine assessment of the entire room, delivered without the inconvenience of naming names. The bright flowers soften the blow, but only in the way a lace doily softens a brick.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage disclaimer: This is genuine vintage china, so small signs of its previous life may be present. It has survived decades of respectable service only to end up saying this.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.