Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
For those who believe home storage should come with at least a mild sense of unease.
This Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Poison” wording on a deceptively respectable cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while making guests subtly reconsider accepting refreshments.
Finished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even ominous household décor deserves proper branding.
At 11cm diameter (4") x 12cm high (5"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, dried herbs, or any entirely harmless household contents you’d prefer to store with dramatic Victorian flair.
A gloriously inappropriate addition to goth kitchens, apothecary-inspired shelves, dark academia spaces, or as a gift for someone whose sense of humour sits comfortably between elegant and vaguely threatening.
This jar is made from cream ceramic with black wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.
Please note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Sinister atmosphere included as standard.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

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Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Poison Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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