Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
For those who prefer their home décor with a strong sense of bad decisions and impeccable presentation.

This Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Heroin” wording on a deceptively respectable cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while ensuring at least one visitor quietly questions your life choices.

Finished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even deeply questionable aesthetics deserve proper branding.

At 11cm diameter (4") x 12cm high (5"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely harmless household contents you’d like to store with maximum dramatic irony.

A gloriously inappropriate addition to quirky kitchens, apothecary-inspired shelves, goth homes, or as a gift for someone whose humour sits firmly in the refined-but-concerning category.

This jar is made from cream ceramic with black wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.

Please note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Questionable judgement remains customer supplied.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

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Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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