Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
For those who like their kitchen storage with a distinctly questionable historical undertone.
This Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Arsenic” wording on a deceptively respectable cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while making visitors quietly reassess your character.
Finished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even alarming taste deserves proper branding.
At 11cm diameter (4") x 12cm high (5"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely harmless household contents you’d prefer to store with Victorian poison cabinet energy.
A gloriously inappropriate addition to goth kitchens, apothecary-inspired shelves, dark academia spaces, or as a gift for someone whose humour is refined, concerning, and probably fuelled by caffeine.
This jar is made from cream ceramic with black wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.
Please note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Sinister ambience provided free of charge.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Arsenic Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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