Crack Jar Funny Apothecary Storage Jar Dark Humour Gothic Kitchen Decor Alternative Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Crack Jar Funny Apothecary Storage Jar Dark Humour Gothic Kitchen Decor Alternative Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Looking for the perfect little jar to spark concern, confusion, and uncontrollable laughter from every visitor to your bathroom shelf or kitchen counter? Say hello to this altered apothecary jar boldly labelled “CRACK.”
Standing a respectable 11cm high and 8.5cm wide, this vintage-style glass pot is just the right size to stash whatever suspicious white powder, questionable sweets, or actual boring sugar you fancy.
Want to keep nosy guests guessing? Pop it on your coffee table. Need an icebreaker for awkward dinner parties? Fill it with mints. Or don’t. It’s your jar, your reputation.
This gem is handwash only because no self-respecting “CRACK” jar should go spinning through a dishwasher. Some things are sacred.
Buy it for yourself, gift it to a friend with an outrageous sense of humour, or simply use it as a conversation starter for when your mum pops round unannounced.
Disclaimer: Contains absolutely no actual crack. Unless you want it to. I’m not your mum.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.