Coke Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Novelty Spoon, Rude Humour Gift, Sarcastic Cutlery, Cheeky Kitchen Gift

Coke Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Novelty Spoon, Rude Humour Gift, Sarcastic Cutlery, Cheeky Kitchen Gift

£10.00 GBP
Sale price  £10.00 GBP Regular price 

1 reviews

1 reviews

Coke Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Novelty Spoon, Rude Humour Gift, Sarcastic Cutlery, Cheeky Kitchen Gift

£10.00 GBP
Sale price  £10.00 GBP Regular price 
A perfectly respectable gold teaspoon with a… questionable job title.

“COKE SPOON” engraved in clean, elegant lettering, giving just enough side-eye to anyone who reads it.

Is it for sugar?
Is it for cola?
Is it none of your business?

Exactly.

Subtle enough to pass at a glance. Loud enough to land when noticed.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny suspicious artefact.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just suggestive
• Fully functional teaspoon with plausible deniability
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Coke Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Novelty Spoon, Rude Humour Gift, Sarcastic Cutlery, Cheeky Kitchen Gift
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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