Cocaine white apothecary jar
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Cocaine white apothecary jar
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
The sweetest little lie your kitchen will ever tell. A spotless white ceramic sugar bowl proudly labelled Cocaine which is exactly the kind of unhinged home decor choice that says “welcome to my house, please behave”.
She spans 15 cm wide including her dainty handles that whisper innocence while the label screams absolutely not. The bowl itself is 10 cm diameter and 10 cm high. Perfect for sugar, biscuits, secrets, or your completely fictional cocaine stash. For legal reasons, fictional and also nonexistent.
Handwash only. Because the dishwasher is already judging you and does not need more material.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, darkly humoured kitchen witches, and anyone who wants guests to instantly reconsider asking for one lump or two.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.