Cocaine small glass jar

Cocaine small glass jar

£14.00 GBP
£14.00 GBP
Cocaine small glass jar

6 reviews

6 reviews

Cocaine small glass jar

£14.00 GBP
£14.00 GBP
COCAINE Glass Jar
Height: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only | Not actually illegal. Yet.

Behold: the jar your kitchen never asked for but absolutely deserves.
A chunky little glass number boldly emblazoned with “COCAINE”, because nothing says “I’m thriving” like keeping your sugar in something that screams unhinged Victorian apothecary meets chaotic brunch goblin.

Perfect for storing sugar, salt, flour, regrets, or the ashes of your self-restraint.
Will it raise eyebrows? Definitely.
Will it stop your houseguests from snooping in your cupboards? Also yes.

Hand wash only—because if you’re the kind of person who buys this jar, we both know you’re not emotionally equipped to own a dishwasher anyway.

Vintage vibes. Class-A energy.
No actual cocaine included, but we admire your optimism.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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