Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off, vintage plate with stand

Name: Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off, vintage plate with stand
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4435493883
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: OutOfStock

£17.00 GBP

Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off”
A timeless truth, beautifully served on fine vintage china. This 16cm plate has been lovingly upcycled with the phrase “Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off”, perfect for setting the tone in any household or workplace where common sense has left the building.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to sit proudly on your shelf, desk, or right by the front door as a gentle public service announcement.
Each plate is vintage, which means it may have light marks, crazing, or signs of age that add to its charm. Much like your patience, it’s not flawless, but it’s still holding together.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (swearing may fade, dignity won’t)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• Offices full of idiots
• Family members who need a hint
• Anyone who believes in honesty as self-care
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Altered by hand

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Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off, vintage plate with stand

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Bought the plate for my daughter’s birthday and she absolutely loved it. It’s already gone on her wall in pride of place amongst her others. Really good quality and detailing. Obviously great care given when making the plate. Packaged really well. She is now looking on the website herself to see other plates for sale. Great find. Thank you.