Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
A timeless truth, beautifully served on fine vintage china. This 16cm plate has been lovingly upcycled with the phrase “Being A Dick Increases Your Chances Of Being Told To Fuck Off”, perfect for setting the tone in any household or workplace where common sense has left the building.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to sit proudly on your shelf, desk, or right by the front door as a gentle public service announcement.
Each plate is vintage, which means it may have light marks, crazing, or signs of age that add to its charm. Much like your patience, it’s not flawless, but it’s still holding together.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (swearing may fade, dignity won’t)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• Offices full of idiots
• Family members who need a hint
• Anyone who believes in honesty as self-care
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FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.