Be the change you pretend to see in others, vintage plate with stand

Name: Be the change you pretend to see in others, vintage plate with stand
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4344565313
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£17.00 GBP

**Vintage Plate – “Be the Change You Pretend to See in Others”**
*16cm of passive-aggressive porcelain wisdom*
(Decorative only – comes with a plate stand so it can silently judge from a safe distance.)

Oh look, another motivational quote – but make it honest. This delicate little vintage number isn’t here to inspire *growth*, darling. It’s here to remind you (and your friends, your in-laws, and Brenda from Pilates) that maybe, just maybe, you should start working on that terrible personality you project onto everyone else.

Lovingly thrifted, irreverently defaced, and now perfectly positioned to throw shade without lifting a finger. Ideal for office desks, hallway shrines to your own self-importance, or bathroom shelves (because nothing says “character development” like a side-eye while you wee).

**Specs:**
– 16cm diameter, perfectly sized for hypocrisy
– Vintage porcelain, lightly scuffed by time and good intentions
– Not for food unless you’re serving humble pie
– Comes with a handy little stand so it can loom over your moral shortcomings in style

**Warning:** May cause existential dread in guests. Not dishwasher safe. Neither is your ego.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE