Arsenic white apothecary jar
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Arsenic white apothecary jar
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Behold the most innocent looking threat to ever grace a kitchen shelf. A pure white ceramic sugar bowl boldly labelled Arsenic because why pretend to be normal at this point.
She’s 15 cm wide including her dainty handles that say “I’m sweet” while the label screams “I am absolutely not”. The bowl itself is a neat 10 cm diameter and 10 cm high which is the perfect size for sugar, secrets, spite or your entirely fictional arsenic stash. For legal reasons, fictional.
Handwash only. Because if you put it in the dishwasher it might actually become unsafe and we cannot have that kind of chaos.
Perfect for goth bakers, petty brewers of tea, Victorian reenactors of dramatic poisoning scenes and anyone who wants their guests to think twice before asking for two sugars.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.