28 reviews

Arsenic white apothecary jar pot

Name: Arsenic white apothecary jar pot
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4409028552
Price: 16.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£16.00 GBP

White Ceramic Jar Arsenic
A pure white ceramic jar pretending to be the picture of innocence while wearing the most murderous little label in the kitchen. Arsenic. Perfect for anyone whose aesthetic is Victorian apothecary with a hint of suspicious widow energy.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any real arsenic would be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For dramatic reasons, utterly iconic.
Handwash only. The dishwasher has already seen enough and does not need forensic implications added to its CV.
Ideal for chaotic cooks, cottage goths, elder emos and anyone who wants guests to take a respectful step back before asking what is in the jar.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

5 stars: 27 (96%)
4 stars: 1 (4%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

I love it! It's so cute and was packaged very well too, order was shipped fairly quickly so thankfully I didn't have to wait too long. Beautiful little addition to my kitchen 🥰

excellent quality looks amazing

Excellent quality, speedy delivery, highly recommended

In love with my order, thank you so much!

Lovely sugar pot with obviously humorous labelling, well made, a little small, would have liked it a bit larger, good price and delivered quickly,

The recipient loved the gift and the packaging.

looks fabulous. great vfm. Will order larger size too.

I love them, they’re perfect!

Perfect in my apothecary kitchen, superb.

Perfect gift for someone with a sense of humour. Good quality.

Beautiful little jar. Lovely quality. Exactly what I was looking for

Part of a very good set, looks great in the kitchen

Oh I love this little jar! Just deciding what to put in it 😄 Came beautifully packaged with an hilarious description of the company 'Crackpottery' ( it was almost worth buying just for this 😄) and I'm now contemplating buying other items from 'Nick - Head of Operations and Recruitment'. And yes Nick, now I do have a mild sense of superiority.....🤪

Brilliant item, good quality and exactly as described.

great product made a great present very happy

Absolutely made up with this!

Fabulous, really happy with my purchase. Highly recommended.

It will look great in my kitchen. Love it ♥️

Great quality. Would recommend. Arrived on time

Bought this as a gift and the recipient loved it. It's a beautiful item and the quality is great. I may have to pick up a few more things from this shop!

Lovely little jar
The perfect gift

Looks great in the bathroom. Thank you!

Love my little arsenic pot to keep my sweetener in. Customer service was excellent and I would recommend this lovely shop to friends ☺️

Overjoyed with my purchases! Fantastic customer service from Nick when I couldn't find a particular item in his shop, so he made me a private listing for it! Such fantastic quality and I can't wait to get them in my new home!

Just lovely product. Perfect for storing my vitamins

Really great, as described. Would 100% recommend and buy from again. Thank you!

Outstanding quality, very fast delivery and excellent customer service also. Much appreciated, thanks.

Delighted - sent quickly even during holiday period, and absolutely gorgeous - really make me smile, and add a little Victorian flourish to my bathroom. I’ll definitely buy more!!

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

Oh I love this little jar! Just deciding what to put in it 😄 Came beautifully packaged with an hilarious description of the company 'Crackpottery' ( it was almost worth buying just for this 😄) and I'm now contemplating buying other items from 'Nick - Head of Operations and Recruitment'. And yes Nick, now I do have a mild sense of superiority.....🤪

Brilliant item, good quality and exactly as described.

great product made a great present very happy

Absolutely made up with this!

Fabulous, really happy with my purchase. Highly recommended.

It will look great in my kitchen. Love it ♥️

Great quality. Would recommend. Arrived on time

Bought this as a gift and the recipient loved it. It's a beautiful item and the quality is great. I may have to pick up a few more things from this shop!

Lovely little jar
The perfect gift

Looks great in the bathroom. Thank you!

Love my little arsenic pot to keep my sweetener in. Customer service was excellent and I would recommend this lovely shop to friends ☺️

Overjoyed with my purchases! Fantastic customer service from Nick when I couldn't find a particular item in his shop, so he made me a private listing for it! Such fantastic quality and I can't wait to get them in my new home!

Just lovely product. Perfect for storing my vitamins

Really great, as described. Would 100% recommend and buy from again. Thank you!

Outstanding quality, very fast delivery and excellent customer service also. Much appreciated, thanks.

Delighted - sent quickly even during holiday period, and absolutely gorgeous - really make me smile, and add a little Victorian flourish to my bathroom. I’ll definitely buy more!!

5 stars: 27 (96%)
4 stars: 1 (4%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

I love it! It's so cute and was packaged very well too, order was shipped fairly quickly so thankfully I didn't have to wait too long. Beautiful little addition to my kitchen 🥰

excellent quality looks amazing

Excellent quality, speedy delivery, highly recommended

In love with my order, thank you so much!

Lovely sugar pot with obviously humorous labelling, well made, a little small, would have liked it a bit larger, good price and delivered quickly,

The recipient loved the gift and the packaging.

looks fabulous. great vfm. Will order larger size too.

I love them, they’re perfect!

Perfect in my apothecary kitchen, superb.

Perfect gift for someone with a sense of humour. Good quality.

Beautiful little jar. Lovely quality. Exactly what I was looking for

Part of a very good set, looks great in the kitchen

Oh I love this little jar! Just deciding what to put in it 😄 Came beautifully packaged with an hilarious description of the company 'Crackpottery' ( it was almost worth buying just for this 😄) and I'm now contemplating buying other items from 'Nick - Head of Operations and Recruitment'. And yes Nick, now I do have a mild sense of superiority.....🤪

Brilliant item, good quality and exactly as described.

great product made a great present very happy

Absolutely made up with this!

Fabulous, really happy with my purchase. Highly recommended.

It will look great in my kitchen. Love it ♥️

Great quality. Would recommend. Arrived on time

Bought this as a gift and the recipient loved it. It's a beautiful item and the quality is great. I may have to pick up a few more things from this shop!

Lovely little jar
The perfect gift

Looks great in the bathroom. Thank you!

Love my little arsenic pot to keep my sweetener in. Customer service was excellent and I would recommend this lovely shop to friends ☺️

Overjoyed with my purchases! Fantastic customer service from Nick when I couldn't find a particular item in his shop, so he made me a private listing for it! Such fantastic quality and I can't wait to get them in my new home!

Just lovely product. Perfect for storing my vitamins

Really great, as described. Would 100% recommend and buy from again. Thank you!

Outstanding quality, very fast delivery and excellent customer service also. Much appreciated, thanks.

Delighted - sent quickly even during holiday period, and absolutely gorgeous - really make me smile, and add a little Victorian flourish to my bathroom. I’ll definitely buy more!!