A Spoonful Of Ketamine Helps The Trauma Go Down vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
A Spoonful Of Ketamine Helps The Trauma Go Down vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
A spoonful of ketamine
helps the trauma go down.
A wildly inappropriate parody of toxic positivity, nursery rhymes, and the idea that healing is neat, tidy, or remotely Instagrammable. This plate exists purely as satire. Sharp, bleak, and very aware that nothing actually fixes anything that easily.
Ideal for people with a dark sense of humour, a complicated relationship with optimism, and a low tolerance for wellness slogans.
Hang it in kitchens, studios, or anywhere inspirational quotes would feel actively insulting.
Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like your coping mechanisms.
Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not medical advice. Obviously.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.