{"product_id":"youve-been-poisoned-engraved-gold-teaspoon-gothic-spoon-dark-humour-gift-novelty-teaspoon-spooky-kitchen-decor-funny-rude-spoon","title":"Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon","description":"A delicate gold teaspoon with a deeply concerning message.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“YOU’VE BEEN POISONED” engraved in a beautifully understated style, perfect for those who enjoy their tea with a side of quiet menace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLooks elegant on the surface. Emotionally… less so.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for stirring tea, coffee, or suspicion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 13.1 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width: 2.9 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Depth: 1.8 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nPresented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny cursed heirloom.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not vintage, just theatrically sinister\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully functional teaspoon with unsettling energy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965649871186,"sku":"ET-4480900012","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7912029989_1k35.jpg?v=1783614315","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/youve-been-poisoned-engraved-gold-teaspoon-gothic-spoon-dark-humour-gift-novelty-teaspoon-spooky-kitchen-decor-funny-rude-spoon","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}