Wipe Your Feet and Lower Your Expectations Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Wipe Your Feet and Lower Your Expectations Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
A warm Brummie welcome for guests who should probably turn back now. Perfect for the front hall, the loo, or anywhere visitors need reminding that this is not a show home and you are doing your best.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for wall display, passive aggression, or emotional honesty
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with bad manners and good humour
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sweary hospitality
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your domestic chaos
🎁 Perfect For
Tired hosts
Pet owners who have stopped pretending
Anyone whose house is 80 percent vibes and 20 percent laundry
Because nothing says welcome home quite like managed disappointment.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.