When One Door Closes Pry the Back Entrance | Rude Vintage Plate
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
When One Door Closes Pry the Back Entrance | Rude Vintage Plate
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“When One Door Closes, Pry the Back Entrance”
Inspirational wisdom for the determined individual who refuses to take a closed door as an answer. A truly dreadful piece of advice in most circumstances, delivered with all the confidence of a motivational speaker who's banned from several buildings.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Vintage china: expect minor signs of age and character
Each plate began life as vintage china. Any tiny imperfections are history; the appalling manners are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.