Well Shit! vintage plate with stand

Name: Well Shit! vintage plate with stand
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4537814029
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£17.00 GBP

When life hands you lemons… sometimes all you can say is “well, shit.” Why not let a dainty vintage plate do the talking for you?

🍽 The Plate:

Diameter: 16cm – a perfectly unimpressive size for an unimpressed phrase

Genuine vintage crockery – rescued, upcycled, and given a new lease of sweary life

Hand-decorated in the UK by The Crackpottery (maker of bad decisions and sarcastic porcelain)

⚠️ Important Notes:

Display only – please don’t eat off it (unless your coping mechanism is food poisoning)

Plates may show signs of previous lives, just like you

🎁 Perfect For:

That friend who sums up entire disasters in two words

Your own gallery wall of sarcasm

Awkward gift-giving moments (“Happy Birthday, Janet… well, shit.”)

Stick it on a stand, hang it on a wall, or whip it out whenever life implodes – it’s versatile trauma décor at its finest.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE