Welcome wretched creature, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Welcome wretched creature, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Ah, greetings, foul goblin of the night, wayward aunt, or emotionally stunted situationship—this 16cm vintage plate has a message just for *you*. Delicately floral, charmingly cracked (mentally and otherwise), and screaming *“hospitality”* in the most threatening tone imaginable, this decorative-only delight will be the crowning jewel of your entryway, loo, or dungeon lounge.
Handpicked from a long-forgotten cupboard of chaos, she‘s now reborn with a bold proclamation for any guest daft enough to enter unannounced. Comes with a free plate stand, because even the damned deserve display options.
**⚠️ Not for food. Or feelings. Strictly for summoning and sarcasm.**
Gift it to your favourite cryptid. Hang it by the door as a warning. Or simply whisper “same” to it every morning as you sip your rage.
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Want a darker, posher, or more Victorian version? I can spin that too.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.