Welcome Fuckers Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Welcome Fuckers Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Because nothing says hospitality like a little profanity. This 16cm vintage plate has been delightfully defaced with the phrase “Welcome Fuckers”, perfect for greeting guests, warning intruders, or setting the tone for family gatherings.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to take pride of place in your hallway, living room, or lair of chaos.
Each plate is vintage, which means it comes with its own imperfections, light marks, or crazing. Think of it as rustic charm with attitude.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (it’s delicate, unlike your manners)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• People with a dark sense of humour
• Guests who deserve fair warning
• Anyone whose home runs on sarcasm and tea
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.