Weird Ass Mother Fucker Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Weird Ass Mother Fucker Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
A gentle daily affirmation for the delightfully unhinged. Perfect for the proudly peculiar, the artistically chaotic, and anyone who refuses to blend in with the beige. Hang it, gift it, or stare at it while making life choices that concern your family.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, trinkets, or existential crises
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with feral affection
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, suppliers of fine nonsense and sweary encouragement
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like every weird ass mother fucker it celebrates
🎁 Perfect For
Artists, oddballs, goblins, and chaos gremlins
That mate who’s too much in the best possible way
Daily self-affirmation for those thriving in their weird era
Stay strange. Stay loud. Stay delightfully unhinged.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.