{"product_id":"wash-your-tentacles-vintage-plate-with-stand-1","title":"Wash your tentacles, vintage plate with stand","description":"Wash Your Tentacles – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re a sea creature, cryptid, or just someone with suspicious hygiene habits, this 16cm decorative plate is here to remind you of the basics:\u003cbr\u003e\nWASH. YOUR. TENTACLES.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPolite? No. Effective? Absolutely.\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it in your bathroom, kitchen, or next to your hand sanitiser shrine. Comes with a free plate stand, because public shaming should always come with a sense of style.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🐙 Important info for humans and other damp entities:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Decorative only – not suitable for calamari or snacks of any kind.\u003cbr\u003e\n– Handwash only – which is ironic, considering the tentacle thing.\u003cbr\u003e\n– It’s vintage, so may feature some fading, light marks, or the ghost of a Victorian sea witch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd to cart if your vibe is 60% bath bomb, 40% eldritch horror.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965660619090,"sku":"ET-4438554486","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7855795053_pm1d.jpg?v=1783614521","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/wash-your-tentacles-vintage-plate-with-stand-1","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}