Wash your tentacles, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Wash your tentacles, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Whether you’re a sea creature, cryptid, or just someone with suspicious hygiene habits, this 16cm decorative plate is here to remind you of the basics:
WASH. YOUR. TENTACLES.
Polite? No. Effective? Absolutely.
Stick it in your bathroom, kitchen, or next to your hand sanitiser shrine. Comes with a free plate stand, because public shaming should always come with a sense of style.
🐙 Important info for humans and other damp entities:
– Decorative only – not suitable for calamari or snacks of any kind.
– Handwash only – which is ironic, considering the tentacle thing.
– It’s vintage, so may feature some fading, light marks, or the ghost of a Victorian sea witch.
Add to cart if your vibe is 60% bath bomb, 40% eldritch horror.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.