{"product_id":"wash-your-hands-you-filthy-animal-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"Wash your hands you filthy animal, vintage plate with stand","description":"Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause we all know someone who still thinks soap is a suggestion, not a lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 16cm decorative plate boldly declares: “Wash your hands, you filthy animal” – the perfect reminder for your kitchen, bathroom, or that one friend who uses their sleeve as a napkin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComes with a free plate stand, so you can proudly display your judgmental vibes in style. Nothing says “I have standards” like a vintage plate with a passive-aggressive cleaning tip.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧼 Slightly Judge-y Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Decorative only – not suitable for food (but ideal for serving some sass).\u003cbr\u003e\n– Handwash only – because, let’s be real, the plate can’t handle your neglect and the dishwasher‘s emotional baggage.\u003cbr\u003e\n– It’s vintage, so expect some charming fading, minor marks, or a faint scent of soap from a more hygienic time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd to cart, and let your home shout, “It’s not a suggestion, Karen!”","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965665042770,"sku":"ET-4435491889","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7578197820_g5go.jpg?v=1783614652","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/wash-your-hands-you-filthy-animal-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}