Wash your hands you filthy animal, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Wash your hands you filthy animal, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Because we all know someone who still thinks soap is a suggestion, not a lifestyle.
This 16cm decorative plate boldly declares: “Wash your hands, you filthy animal” – the perfect reminder for your kitchen, bathroom, or that one friend who uses their sleeve as a napkin.
Comes with a free plate stand, so you can proudly display your judgmental vibes in style. Nothing says “I have standards” like a vintage plate with a passive-aggressive cleaning tip.
🧼 Slightly Judge-y Details:
– Decorative only – not suitable for food (but ideal for serving some sass).
– Handwash only – because, let’s be real, the plate can’t handle your neglect and the dishwasher‘s emotional baggage.
– It’s vintage, so expect some charming fading, minor marks, or a faint scent of soap from a more hygienic time.
Add to cart, and let your home shout, “It’s not a suggestion, Karen!”
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.