Visit Birmingham Not As Shit As You've Heard Gold Vintage Plate
“Visit Birmingham. Not as shit as you've heard.”
A reassuringly low-pressure invitation to Britain’s second city, printed on china fancy enough to suggest we might actually mean it. No impossible promises, just the radical suggestion that Birmingham is considerably better than the bloke in your office insists.
A splendid gift for proud Brummies, Birmingham students, Midlands expats, city-break sceptics and anyone who routinely finds themselves defending the place at dinner. The gold floral china adds exactly the right amount of grandeur to this extremely measured endorsement.
Details
• Genuine pre-loved vintage china plate
• Approx. 16 cm diameter
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only – do not soak
Please note
Every plate is genuine vintage or pre-loved china, chosen individually and given a thoroughly less respectable second life. Because these pieces have existed in the world before arriving at The Crackpottery, you may find signs of age and use including light surface or utensil marks, crazing, tiny glaze imperfections, small manufacturing marks, fading or wear to gilding and decoration. These are part of the character of vintage china rather than faults, and the photographs form part of the description, so please have a good look at the actual plate you are buying.
We prefer to call any signs of age “historic character”, a phrase that also works surprisingly well for Birmingham.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.