Visit Birmingham Not As Shit As You've Heard Floral Vintage Plate
“Visit Birmingham. Not as shit as you've heard.”
All the elegance of vintage floral china, all the restraint of a Birmingham tourism slogan written after somebody finally got tired of the slander. Come for the canals, food, music and architecture; stay because you have accidentally entered another set of roadworks.
For Brummies, proud locals, reluctant tourists, Midlands graduates and anyone who knows the city’s reputation has been doing it dirty for years. A decorative little rebuttal for shelves, kitchens and gallery walls.
Details
• Genuine pre-loved vintage china plate
• Approx. 16 cm diameter
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only – do not soak
Please note
Every plate is genuine vintage or pre-loved china, chosen individually and given a thoroughly less respectable second life. Because these pieces have existed in the world before arriving at The Crackpottery, you may find signs of age and use including light surface or utensil marks, crazing, tiny glaze imperfections, small manufacturing marks, fading or wear to gilding and decoration. These are part of the character of vintage china rather than faults, and the photographs form part of the description, so please have a good look at the actual plate you are buying.
Beautiful things occasionally come with questionable bits. Birmingham understands.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.