Viagra & Poison Salt and Pepper Shakers | Funny Gothic Kitchen Decor | Dark Humour Gift | Alternative Homeware
£12.00 GBP
Sale price
£12.00 GBP
Regular price
Viagra & Poison Salt and Pepper Shakers | Funny Gothic Kitchen Decor | Dark Humour Gift | Alternative Homeware
£12.00 GBP
Sale price
£12.00 GBP
Regular price
One will put him up. One will put him down.
A delightfully inappropriate ceramic salt and pepper shaker set featuring the labels "Viagra" and "Poison" in black wording. Perfect for adding flavour to dinner parties and concern to family gatherings.
Ideal for people who enjoy dark humour, questionable decorating choices, and watching guests pick things up, read them, and immediately look at you differently.
Whether displayed proudly on the dining table or lurking suspiciously on the kitchen counter, this pair is guaranteed to attract attention and occasionally raise eyebrows.
Details
• Set of 2 ceramic shakers
• Black wording
• Approximately 7cm tall
• Hand wash only
• Suitable for salt, pepper, and poor judgement
Perfect for goths, healthcare workers, lovers of rude homeware, and anyone whose idea of interior design is "Victorian apothecary with unresolved issues."
Please note:
Contains seasoning.
Not poison.
Not Viagra.
Just disappointment and condiments.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.