{"product_id":"urine-do-not-take-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Urine Do Not Take Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, clearly labelled as a warning, a boundary, and a polite request all in one.\u003cbr\u003e\nUrine Do Not Take.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is not literal.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is British.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt means stop taking the piss immediately.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people with a low tolerance for nonsense, high standards for wordplay, and a deep appreciation for dry humour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the audacity of whoever last pushed their luck.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Message received.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher absolutely takes the piss.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar does not contain urine.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt does contain a warning.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965672513874,"sku":"ET-4441189393","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650320037_4bms.jpg?v=1783614837","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/urine-do-not-take-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}