{"product_id":"urine-do-not-take-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Urine Do Not Take Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, labelled with a public service announcement and a warning.\u003cbr\u003e\nUrine Do Not Take.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s not literal.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s British.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who enjoy wordplay, dry humour, and reminding everyone in the room to stop taking the piss immediately.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the audacity of whoever last tested your patience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Message received.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher absolutely takes the piss.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for kitchens, offices, shelves, studios, and anyone who has reached their limit politely.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar does not contain urine.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt does contain a warning.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965606191442,"sku":"ET-4441185446","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602298054_pntn.jpg?v=1783613137","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/urine-do-not-take-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}