{"product_id":"unspecified-dread-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Unspecified Dread Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, quietly labelled with the feeling that appears without warning, explanation, or any intention of leaving soon.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnspecified Dread.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who wake up feeling wrong, spend all day trying to identify why, and go to bed no wiser but more tired.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the persistent sense that something is off even though nothing is happening.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Deeply ominous.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot diagnose this feeling.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not tell you what’s wrong.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt will, however, confirm that the dread exists.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965659865426,"sku":"ET-4441191954","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650282977_ecdh.jpg?v=1783614503","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/unspecified-dread-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}