{"product_id":"unrealistic-expecations-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Unrealistic Expecations Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, confidently labelled with the standard everyone is apparently supposed to meet without instructions, resources, or adequate rest.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnrealistic Expecations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who wake up hopeful, set the bar far too high by 9am, and are disappointed by lunchtime.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the wildly optimistic assumptions you made about how today was going to go.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Absolutely unattainable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not live up to them.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not manage your expectations.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does name the problem accurately.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965646168402,"sku":"ET-4441190675","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602384608_ag2x.jpg?v=1783614246","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/unrealistic-expecations-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}