{"product_id":"unfinished-buisness-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Unfinished Buisness Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, quietly labelled with the thing you keep meaning to deal with and absolutely have not.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnfinished Buisness.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who love closure in theory but thrive on loose ends, half plans, and a powerful commitment to “I’ll do it later”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tasks you started years ago and still think about at inconvenient moments.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Permanently pending.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not finish this for you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not provide closure.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does acknowledge the situation honestly.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965674381650,"sku":"ET-4441190035","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602382084_sylr.jpg?v=1783614858","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/unfinished-buisness-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}