Unfinished Buisness Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Unfinished Buisness Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Unfinished Buisness.
Perfect for people who love closure in theory but thrive on loose ends, half plans, and a powerful commitment to “I’ll do it later”.
She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tasks you started years ago and still think about at inconvenient moments.
Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Permanently pending.
Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility
Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
The dishwasher will not finish this for you.
This jar will not provide closure.
But it does acknowledge the situation honestly.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.