{"product_id":"unfinished-buisness-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Unfinished Buisness Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, quietly labelled with the thing you keep meaning to get round to and absolutely have not.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnfinished Buisness.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who love closure in theory but thrive in a state of loose ends, half plans, and “I’ll deal with that later”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tasks you started in 2017 and still think about at night.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Permanently pending.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not finish things for you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for desks, shelves, studios, kitchens, offices, and anyone whose to do list is more of a historical record.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not provide closure.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt will, however, acknowledge the situation.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965663011154,"sku":"ET-4441179465","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650259441_guqu.jpg?v=1783614607","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/unfinished-buisness-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}