{"product_id":"unexpected-dread-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Unexpected Dread Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, casually labelled with the feeling that arrives uninvited and refuses to explain itself.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnexpected Dread.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who were having a perfectly normal day until their stomach dropped for no reason whatsoever and now everything feels suspicious.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately **10cm tall and 9.9cm wide**, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the sudden sense that something is wrong even though nothing is happening.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Absolutely ominous.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details**\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Care**\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot help you with this feeling.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for desks, bedside tables, shelves, studios, and anyone whose brain enjoys launching surprise emotional pop-ups.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not tell you what’s wrong.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does confirm that you felt it too.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965647905106,"sku":"ET-4441180510","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650212919_2rsy.jpg?v=1783614290","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/unexpected-dread-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}