{"product_id":"twatwaffle-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"Twatwaffle, vintage plate with stand","description":"**Twatwaffle – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes, “get lost” just doesn’t quite *capture* the energy you’re feeling.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 16cm decorative plate boldly declares the perfect insult for the occasion: **Twatwaffle**. Ideal for anyone who’s ever dealt with a person whose stupidity is only rivaled by their audacity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for your kitchen, office, or above your fireplace as a constant reminder of all the twatwaffles in your life. Comes with a **free plate stand**, because your sass deserves to be displayed with a touch of class.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💁‍♀️ **The Fine Print:**\u003cbr\u003e\n– **Decorative only** – not suitable for food, unless your meal consists of *irritation and eye rolls*.\u003cbr\u003e\n– **Handwash only** – this plate has delicate sensibilities and doesn’t do dishwashers.\u003cbr\u003e\n– It’s **vintage**, so it may feature some charming fading, random marks, or the faint echo of 1970s regret.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuy it now and let your guests know exactly what you think of them – without having to speak a word.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n---","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965672874322,"sku":"ET-4329599724","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.6988746456_f85x.jpg?v=1783614840","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/twatwaffle-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}