{"product_id":"this-is-my-circus-and-they-are-my-monkeys-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"This Is My Circus And They Are My Monkeys Vintage Plate with stand","description":"This Is My Circus And They Are My Monkeys Vintage Plate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is my circus.\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd they are my monkeys.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA calm, measured acknowledgement that while you did not ask for responsibility, chaos has nevertheless assigned itself to you personally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for managers, parents, oldest siblings, event organisers, group chats that should have died in 2016, or anyone who wakes up already tired.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it proudly as a warning, a mantra, or a legal disclaimer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• Genuine vintage plate\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plate measures approx. 16cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plate stand included\u003cbr\u003e\n• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant vintage disclaimer\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like the people in your circus.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not accepting new monkeys.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54047210078546,"sku":"ET-4537792210","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8251535224_6qzo.jpg?v=1784546022","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/this-is-my-circus-and-they-are-my-monkeys-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}