The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for Getting Up Early statement plate

The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP
The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift

The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP

“The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for Getting Up Early”

For the proudly nocturnal soul who's never understood the alleged rewards of a 5am alarm. Up at dawn for the privilege of eating a worm? No thank you. We shall remain in bed and await a more compelling offer.

Details

  • Approx. 16 cm vintage side plate
  • Plate stand included
  • Decorative use only; not for food
  • Hand wash only
  • Original vintage china with possible age-related marks

These vintage plates have seen things. Small signs of age are history; the questionable opinions are entirely our fault.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With
The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for Getting Up Early statement plate
  • The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for Getting Up Early statement plate
  • Plate reverse
  • Packaging
  • The Early Bird Catches the Worm. Sounds Like a Punishment for Getting Up Early statement plate
  • Plate reverse
  • Packaging
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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