{"product_id":"the-dildo-of-consequences-rarely-arrives-lubed-funny-vintage-plate-sarcastic-gift","title":"The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn ornate warning that fate seldom offers a courtesy appointment. Actions, meet consequences. Neither of you will enjoy the introduction, but at least there's lovely china to commemorate it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 16 cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlate stand included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative use only; not for food\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage china may have minor signs of age\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plate is genuinely vintage. Any historical imperfections are part of its charm; the appalling language is entirely our contribution.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55111907377490,"sku":"187","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/SKU_187.jpg?v=1792251448","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/the-dildo-of-consequences-rarely-arrives-lubed-funny-vintage-plate-sarcastic-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}