The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed”
An ornate warning that fate seldom offers a courtesy appointment. Actions, meet consequences. Neither of you will enjoy the introduction, but at least there's lovely china to commemorate it.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Vintage china may have minor signs of age
The plate is genuinely vintage. Any historical imperfections are part of its charm; the appalling language is entirely our contribution.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.