The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
Regular price
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed”
A delicate Victorian-looking reminder that poor decisions tend to arrive with remarkably little warning and absolutely no courtesy. Actions have consequences, darling. Consider this the embroidered version of the warning label.
Details
- Approx. 16 cm
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only, not for food
- Hand wash only
- Genuine vintage china, age-related marks possible
Vintage crockery with a distinguished past and deeply questionable new manners.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.