The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives | Funny Vintage Plate | Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives | Funny Vintage Plate | Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed”
The universe doesn't send a polite reminder before handing out consequences. An exquisitely unsuitable piece of wisdom, painted on china that really ought to know better.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm
- Stand included
- Decorative only, not for food
- Hand wash only
- Vintage china may carry signs of its former life
Delicate vintage crockery with modern bad manners; any antique imperfections are part of its history.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.